Parsnips, Buttered: How to win at modern life, one email at a time, Joe Lycett

Hello

In this book I have attempted the task of solving each and every one of life's problems.

And I have succeeded. 

Politics? Family? Parking fines? Done, done and done and done, done.  After reading these pages each of your worries will lift softly into the air like a glorious fish, if it is a flying fish or one of those helium balloons you get on the high street that looks like a fish. 

Using letter, emails, tweets and telegrams I will show you how things in your life that make you feel sad, low or anxious can soon appear trivial, insignificant and like a fish. 

In short, I will butter your parsnips. 

Much love, 

Joe Lycett

NB: This is a comedy book and it solves nothing.

Buy this book please please please you will not regret it.